There's a local in the neighbourhood that used to serve this with onions. Was a gave with fries

For a sec I thought that was Jalang'o

Never tire of asking for better from govt

Ha ! Kumbe ilikuwa promotion

Nani anadeal na Macadamia and they can supply 10Tonnes or more per week? Preferably B grade. not export grade.

Rt widely

I think podcasts Kenya zimetosha sasa. Enough of the sunglasses indoors gimmick and the girl who's only there cause she has 80k followers on insta. Enough.
I've also introduced a bill in parliament that bans friend group podcasts from starting with 'So how have you guys been?'

The Expressway didn't flood ONLY because drainage was blocked. My father talked about this a long time ago, and I know many of his colleagues that share this view. Let's not be disingenuous about it - this 'blocked drainage' narrative conveniently sidesteps the web of issues.

Kenyan athletes accused of letting the Chinese runner win the Beijing Half Marathon have dismissed the claims saying they were pacesetters for him.

Finally doing something ibe procrastinated like forever. Here goes!

male cult leader: I have received a new revelation from the lord
me: let me guess, he wants you to have multip—
cult leader: I am to have multiple wives

The sunshine after the rain. Good morning!

The rain falling at night didn't v affect daytime activities but at night flooding can hit you in your sleep when you can't see it coming

I can always tell when there's a goal n in game coz of the noise from a nearby joint

Drinking alcohol through the Anus

We call it Alcohol enema. Some people soak a tampon in alcohol and insert it to the rectum, or insert a funnel through the anus to the rectum, then pour alcohol inside.

As this method bypasses the stomach, the consumer gets high very fast. It…

Dr. Korir Rotich, MD You bottled a chance to call it Anusthesia

Americans really love displaying their flag. Btw is there a prohibition on flying the Kenyan flag on your property?

I don’t ever want to hear anyone say that the US & UK couldn’t intervene on the genocide in Palestine again.

Can we all agree that 1st time parliamentarians should earn 70,000 Kes because they are also gaining experience and exposure please

Rainy season started and ads ni za Ecoflow and Bluetti

A Kenyan running to the charger the moment it starts drizzling