People of LA - I am having a free screening this Friday night for a 20 minute film I made. Please come experience the wondrous illusion of motion from a rapid succession of static images nullivore.com

Hate to say it but if 2024 is anything like this year then we’ve got another 12 months headed our way

Sorry babe tell your parents I can’t make it to dinner. Someone on the computer just said 30 rock has “ableist bisexual energy” and me and 45 of the most dehydrated guys on earth are teaming up to find their home address

White people will hear a herald angel sing and say some shit like “Hark!”

The wife is mad that the new bells I bought online don’t jingle. Wow yeah almost like these bells are just for ring ting tingling but okay go off…

(Seeing a regular guy on the bus) Yo new guy just dropped lol. Look at this mf new guy. He ain’t beating the new guy allegations LMAO (The guy looks at me) hello sir,

Will stencil brother you are washed. You are cooked. I checked with the other radical left twitter guys and we are all sick of seeing your little graphs. Hit the showers pal

My commitment to phase out ice cold beer consumption by 2050 has been met with “anger and frustration” by my wife

That nostalgic ass moment when u remember something from the past

(Taking a sip of ale and texting my childhood best friend) you were in my dream again last night…hope that you’re well… (taking another sip and texting my wife) whauts up

Okay what if a trolly was about to kill fifty thousand people. And the only way to stop it is for me to be allowed to drink one beer tonight

ChatGPT wife: unfortunately, no

Hey man sorry I’m late. My wife tied my shoes too tight and I had to stomp around

Seems like your baby’s really taken to you. You think he’ll make bank? Let you wet your beak a little?

Yeah I support Javier Melei. By which I mean I’m going to “Javier” a few more ice cold “Melei”r high lifes

Evil is low key banal with it

You you to call me and the cell phone…

My new enclosure is low key enriching af…

(Taking a sip of ale and texting my wheat) you are never beating the Bountiful allegations bro 🔥🔥🔥(taking another sip and texting my chaff) Fujck you…

Reminder to my fellow landlords: it’s okay to prorate your tenants’ rent to account for the extra hour of housing that you’re providing this month ❤️