4 pint jug cheaper than 2 pints at wembley and winnings of £1,300 maybe I should give up football and stick to the bingo, delighted Mrs had nobody to go with , is it open tomorrow 😂

Only Manchester Utd could concede their 5th injury time pen of the month in a manner whereby the handball law was totally changed from 24 hours ago and Still somehow be accused of having the officials on their side. Truly mind blowing what we did to these peoples childhoods 😂

what side u want me to hold up been a right boozy morning lookin after petulent children like Chris Haymes🇾🇪 🙄😂

4 what for 1 for gettin to stadium on time , 1 for getting his kit on and 1 for tying his own laces 3 and thats bein kind 🚮

Our season now is a tale of 2 cities , avoid an upset and gain revenge 😳

This jackson is shit aint he 3 sitters missed be better with michael out there and he's been dead 15 years

🚨🔴 Mason Mount, Sofyan Amrabat and Willy Kambwala miss Man United game vs Coventry due to injury.

It’s more than 60 separate cases of injury or illness for Man United this season.

Hoping for an ill fitting bra moment , would love to see the tits out of both cups 😉😂

🚨🔴 Harry Maguire is the only centre back fit and available for Man United vs Coventry.

↪️⛔️ Varane, Lisandro Martínez, Evans Victor Lindelof and Willy Kambwala are all out injured.

Understand Erik ten Hag had to test Casemiro as CB with Maguire as emergency solution. 🇧🇷

They made a big issue over bucket hats 😂😂 the bus flag, light shows, bananas what a silly set of cunts

I cant help but like Erik Ten Hag , I go to wembley sunday really hoping he gets to his 3rd final and wins his 2nd domestic cup , jury out if he is good enough but he has had to deal with some shit , ronnie, glazers, sancho, rashford, injuries etc

The FA Cup should have replays , should have all 3rd round games kick off together 3pm on a saturday , should not have semi finals at wembley, not have midweek ties and have the final as the seasons climax , they killed it long ago by changing all the above

Anyway what the fuck was that bus flag and black bin liners all about last night ffs, thank god they are out or we may have had the metro next 🤦‍♂️

Danny back on the sniff then 😂

A shit United stopped the scousers winning home and away , knocked them out the cup and derailed their season since then out of europe lost to palace title is iffy bye bye klipperty goin home with a league cup and a new set of teeth 😂😂

can cuddle their blue mates and console each other bubble blowing wankers

Well thats the midweek nonsence out the way lets look forward to the VIP chippy bar wembley express coach Sunday see you all early doors 🇾🇪 Steve Seymour Steve Chris Haymes🇾🇪 Cherry Picker🍒🍒 Jimmy McBride Lynsey Toolan Andy T

'Man City fans don't deserve this amazing team. Give their team to United and see how excited they will be to see them play every week.'

I love this Real Madrid fan. Absolutely hits the nail on the head on why Man City are a small club 🤏😂

England won’t be getting five UCL spots next season after those two results.

But United weren’t finishing in the top five anyway so absolutely enjoy tonight guilt-free.

5th Europa, 6th Conf as it stands. Europa for FA Cup winners. 5th/6th Europa, 7th Conf if City win FAC.

BN Here you go