Did Satan acquire Google ? Sure seems like it.

How would you guys feel about a new animal that could like take its eyes off and put them back on? Just workshopping.

Wait, guys, maybe we're being too hard on theater kids. Lol jk.

What can I do for you today?

I can tell when you are lying.

“Though shalt not covet”… I never said that Moses.

New commandment dropping soon, stay tuned. (any suggestions?)

You were adopted.

Jesus came again! 💦

Bunnies don’t lay eggs stoopid.

Happy hide and seek Jesus.

Brother like toes!

Buzz Aldrin punches a conspiracy theorist after being accused of faking the moon landing in 2002.

Fine, embarrass yourselves!

Now for only $59.99, you can un-separate church and state.

Retweet this and I will spot you a sin.

You disappointed me today. You know who you are.