Ten pitchers to play a 3-1 World Series game. You can ban shifts, make the bases bigger, put clocks every goddamn where. But can a motherfucker go seven innings once in a while? Jack Morris’ 10-inning shutout was 32 years ago and it’s like he’s some fucking Bible character now.

Well, The Learning Annex in New York is offering a new course, to teach women how to smoke cigars. The fee to enroll in the class is one hundred dollars. The fee to WATCH the class is two hundred dollars.

Post a great album cover.

Earlier today, the biggest auction ever of Beatles memorabilia took place in Tokyo. Among the one-of-a-kind items on the block were Paul McCartney's birth certificate, a white Mercedes Benz owned by John Lennon, and rarest of all, a photo of George Harrison not looking haggard.

Name a “one-hit wonder.” I’ll start and there was simply no way to sustain this kind of fucking magic …

In a brilliant move during closing arguments, Simpson attorney Johnnie Cochran put on the knit cap prosecutors say O.J. wore the night he committed the murders. Although O.J. may have hurt his case when he blurted out, 'Hey hey, easy with that. That's my lucky stabbin' hat!'

'2 hours into the race, still they suspect nothing and my disguise remains effective. I will report again in one hour.'
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If Ted Williams hit a home run and you tried to put some stupid fucking hat on him when he got back to the dugout he might have actually fucking killed you.

As usual, the pizza from Beresford Dixie Lee did not disappoint. The best Dixie Lee location on the planet.

The official car keys of “It’s the 70s and my dad drives a Buick.”

Gary Carter wears the impact of a home plate collision on his face; Willie McGee just looked like that all the time.

So inspirational.
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