Sean Thomason Sean please be careful I’ve been reading about this trial and it’s insane

Blackthorne: You tell him that despite being called “Endless Shrimp” it does in fact have a limit. The dogs and charlatans at Red Lobster have created a lie and I intend to speak my mind about it. There needs to be accountability!

Mariko: the Anjin is upset about shrimp

Excavator operator u have to stop. Your spirits too playful. Joy too harmless. Your wonders too childlike. They’ll kill u excavator operator!!!

This is why I only play Country Style’s “Curl Up the Lid to Victory”.

Bold new approach to just get the twist out of the way in the trailer.

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'Now that we've got the appetizers out of the way - it's time for the main course!' - me, every time a playoff round ends

I’m 62 and my epigentic age is 36 at an annual rate of .65 but his biohacking protocol is cool too

In Gregg Doyel's defence, in some countries it is considered polite to hand an athlete flowers and a box of chocolate (while wearing a little bow tie) each time they answer one of your questions about sports.

76ers victory song is the best in the biz.

Reggie Miller, sitting on his couch watching a team up three make two free throws: “You fools. You fools!”

paybacks a bitch huh fritz. having a really hard day personally. nice to see an ounce of justice in this fucking world

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'It's Tobias Harris time' -- Tobias Harris

i hate when adults say “tummy.” im an adult. it’s my STOMACH that hurts. because yet again. I had too many sweets without mothers permission

*standing at urinal with row of strangers*
Guys, can we agree to put the phones down and just be present?

excerpts from my remake of harry potter where Hogwarts has a Hooters on campus

I am going to purchase Jontay Porter's first Cameo.

Gourmet Spud This is all because they didn’t give JV a ring.