If 'The Great Escape' isn't on TV does this still count as a Bank Holiday?

I had a small stroke a while ago and now, for the first time in my life, I'm eating marmalade on my toast

What is it about barber's mirrors that make me look like an old bloke with disappearing grey hair?

Every one is the same, I reckon some spiv flogged them a job lot!

Am I the only one to be totally sick of that toothpaste crapping bloody dog?

Can't beat a Kingfisher

Memories of Sundays at Tanfield Railway

Feeling in a squirrely mood today:

Nice delivery of prints from DS Colour Labs

Can ANYONE help?

Tory plan of the day:

Outfit the unemployed in denim flares and make them walk round waterlogged areas

Thus helping both the problems of flooding AND obesity

NB, exercise is good for mental health so they can get THOSE skyvers back as well!!!

'Come on, you're due to clock on for the night shift in 20 minutes!!!'

I made a comment about Only Fans and less than a minute later......

Go reckons I've got 'Hermes'

I asked if he meant 'Herpes'?

Definitely 'Hermes', apparently I'm a carrier.......

How long before the televangelists say Jesus didn't return today because people are not giving enough to their church?

Does anyone know what time the rapture's happening?

I'm just wondering if it's worth putting some washing in

I'm seeing a lot of posts about Jesus coming tomorrow

Does anyone know what time he's expected and whether he prefers Hob Nobs or Jaffa Cakes?

Flashier than the usual digestives and ginger nuts but hey.......m

Anybody want to give it a go

The patron saint of copying people into emails is St Francis of CC

Job for a bank holiday

I'm thinking of getting one of these 'Only Fans' things.........