This is wonderful

Watching the #SuperBowl for the first time. I have been watching the first 20 minutes for 45 minutes and there are 2 minutes left.

Well quite

Never watched the traitors but reckon it would have been much better if they called it the bastards and it’s just just a bunch of bastards calling each other bastards.

I used to go to nightclubs and speak to people in pubs.

Water gushing out of the road for 3 days. Nothing from South East Water although I suspect there will still be a hosepipe ban and some bollocks about showering less come summer. South East Water

This is how I remember my commute

63 years old, over a hundred films, and still enough swag to mow down dozens of fools in Tollywood fashion.

Now do #ManCity

More accurate #branding would be ‘too much compromise for both parties’

Marvellous

As someone who rarely gets new followers I seem to have picked up a lot recently. All with next to no followers. Twitter or X or whatever it is now is just really shady.

Terrifying scenes in Europe and the Mirror come up with the dumbest reporting possible. mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/d…

Perfect

This is an utterly brilliant album. Didn’t think he’d top the last one but here we are somehow ⁦BC CAMPLIGHT⁩ bc-camplight.bandcamp.com/album/the-last…

still got your winter coat on?

Why do pangolins always look like they want to ask if you have a minute to talk about Jesus Christ?

Neither fact was accurate

A little excessive for a shower rail no? Thanks Salvatori logistics we can now defend our house from medieval assaults

I was looking to see what British tapas would be if it existed. There is and it’s horrifying.