Cheers 🥂

kiss you at red lights kinda love

I think the “planets in space don’t affect you lol” is the weakest possible argument against astrology bc you can walk outside and literally feel the sun touch your skin. Despite it being so far away, it emanates a product that is tangibly felt & experienced. (1/4)

can i come over and ask you a million billion questions

What I need

But for real though

#chefboyfriend

Don't get high and message and message an ex 🤦‍♀️

My bimonthly reminder. JC is from PG County, Murrland!!!

shooting ur friend shot is so much more embarrassing than shooting ur shot romantically like omg i just wanna be girliesss and hangggg why am i so anxiousssssss

ADHD-ers usually have an interest-based nervous system. Meaning that a task needs either novelty, urgency, competition or interest for them to be motivated or focused. Learning this and adapting boring, everyday tasks to fit into one of these categories can be life-changing.

Jake the Snake Barbie #AEWDynamite200

Feeling like myself again

Spilled margarita on myself today at work 🙃

someone had to…

in no possible universe is going back to your ex the right decision bitch

Dont ever underestimate a man’s ability to make you a placeholder while he searches for his dream girl

Workers at a South Carolina Waffle House went on strike this week, calling out the chain for skimping on safety and wages. They say the appalling conditions have become intolerable.

What I want: someone to talk to.

*I'm high and about to fly and in my feelings. Most things are going good.