Thank you Scottish Labour for trying to ensure that things are just as vicious and miserable for trans people in Scotland. It's unacceptable that devolution has led to a slightly better situation 👏

Elvis Buñuelo Guy wearing bowtie who's always defending the British empire: 'I'm hiding in plain sight. They haven't realised that I am The Secret Conservative Teacher'

Failed my driving test so badly I ended up at the bloody Sermon on the Mount! 🤣🤣🤣

Me when I see sweetcorn pizza on the menu:

Annual girlie weekend checklist:
✅ Rented cottage
✅ Dinner at fancy restaurant
✅ Chat so bad it counts as a hate crime

This is no longer possible in Humza Yousaf's Scotland. Makes you think...

Asian skincare report: enjoying these (sensitive skin day/night cream and sensitive skin sunscreen)

twitter.com/ScottishTrans/… thanks Scottish Labour!

Ringu is better aesthetically than The Ring, but I feel like the American remake is a tiny bit better narratively

James Greig He has killed the once thriving industry of 'renting a cottage to go and do some hate crimes in' (???)

Syforlondon.bsky.social I don't think I've seen a baked potato since Spud U Like collapsed

Usman Akhtar 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Doesn't he have the minutes of a Scottish Labour executive meeting to leak or something

Ed 👆 this mf beanless

Johnny exhortation works! McBob 🧡🌹🌹 youtu.be/7yyOCJCp0Y8?si… I think it might have been this one?

Jordan Yeah they're literally voting on it Paul you Blairite hack

Johnny exhortation works! McBob 🧡🌹🌹 How do you find Blue in comparison to their earlier stuff? I kinda checked out after Down

David Comes to Life by Fucked Up still one of the few decent concept albums

Watricia This I did know & will have to seek out as I only saw them past their peak at an ATP but they were still pretty mighty

Can't remember if it's in the remake, but the original has this iconic line: 'frolic in brine, goblins be thine'. It has very little bearing on the plot, but is very fun to say

Watricia I need to go make dinner but this will make my hurt in a pleasing way when I watch it