Most surreal photos you'll ever see - thread 🧵

1. Eruption on Mount Etna gives the illusion of a Phoenix in the sky

Friends:

My account was un-accounted after 15 years today for using some unkind words and triggering a few sensitive MAGAts.

I’m back and starting over. Please share and let my followers know where to find me.

Thank you! 💙
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OK, a bee farmer was tired of bears stealing his honey, so he turned them into taste testers. This is actually genius.

Honestly, y’all should be embarrassed for even posting this salary. Women deserve better.

If anyone can help out my cashapp is $JayCee812
Just got discharged from the Emergency Room, attached docs below.
I deliver food by bicycle and survive day to day so anything helps while I get back to health. Thank you so much for the support.

Hey Everyone. It’s me Maggie Reed My account was hacked and take over. X won’t help me. 13k down the drain. But time to rebuild! So I made a new account. Time to start from scratch I guess.

IRS: you owe us taxes

Me: how much do I owe?

IRS: you get to figure that out

Me: can I just pay what I want?

IRS: no we know exactly how much you owe but you have to guess the number too

Me: what if I guess wrong?

IRS: jail

Congressman Kevin Hern had $1,082,302 in PPP loans forgiven.

Congressman Kevin Hern

I've been setting at 1793 for a while now.
I sure would be appreciative if someone could give me a lil boosty boost. 🥹💙🤗🌊

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Mike Johnson visiting his boss at Mar-A-Lago

The 1864 Arizona law forbidding most abortions, upheld by the State Supreme Court, also sets the age of consent for females at 10 Years.

NEW: Texas surgeon accused of secretly manipulating government database to make patients unable to receive new livers.

Some patients were found to have impossible criteria in their file, requiring donors to be toddlers weighing 300 pounds.

Patients at Memorial Hermann in

What y’all asked for:
-Background checks
-Red Flag Laws
-Assault Weapons Ban
-Raise the age

What TN Republicans are giving you:
-Arming Teachers w/o telling parents
-Force kids into gun class, no opt out
-open carry of assault weapons & lower the age to 18

Yesterday my Republican colleagues passed a $700,000,000 corporate giveaway while everyday Tennesseans struggle paycheck to paycheck.

We were sent here to represent THE PEOPLE and the common benefit, not wealthy donors and corporate benefits.

Trickle down economics is a scam!

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This was funny. Earlier today my wife got a call from Tennessee Senator Marsha Blackburn. I have no idea why my lifelong Democrat wife would be on a call list for Marsha Blackburn but she was. Instead of hanging up she handed me

Why even release something like this? Capitalism at its finest. #capitalismkills