When I eat an apple that is soft and not crunchy

this has to be the most humiliating thing someone can do and then admit to doing

Listening to an indie band who all went to a £40,000 a year private school, I read a novel by an author who went to a £40,000 a year private school and pause to read the news written by a selection of people who went to £40,000 a year private schools. I love British culture.

ARE YOU TIRED OF USING THE BATHROOM WITHOUT A NIGHTMARE BEAST?

31 years old

george: what are you going?
jerry: measuring my walls
george: what are you doing that for?
jerry: i think it's half an inch bigger on the inside than the outside
(kramer bursts in through the door)
jerry: and where have you been?
kramer: it's the minotaur, jerry

This is disastrous, hideous news. NHS England are hacking back the mental health support for hospital staff. One doctor takes their life every three weeks. One nurse takes their life every single week. These numbers will now INCREASE. Victoria Atkins - please do the right thing.

In response to Joe Wicks saying #ADHD is caused by ultra-processed foods: Joe is a force for so much good but on this he's abjectly wrong. His point that a good diet can help almost everyone is right. But diet good, bad, or ugly won't make you have ADHD or make you not have ADHD.

If I get nuked because of or by Keir Starmer I’m going to be sooooo annoyed

The #PhoebeFilmFund returns today.

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Palestinian families who have evacuated to Egypt are in need of life-sustaining assistance as they start to rebuild their lives.

One of the most effective ways to help Palestinians directly is by donating money to mutual aid and on-the-ground efforts.

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I am trying to be less precious about photos and being self conscious when I think I look ugly in them!!! I love having pictures with my friends!

Trains running after 11pm should have softer lighting

PARKING ON Sesame Street IS FOR KERMIT HOLDERS ONLY

should i airdrop this to the pilot on my flight

Just found this in my notes app