Iran... the Middle East... war... economics... it's all connected. -Don

What the heck even Iran is sending Israel missiles now. Stop arming Israel!

I walk around the corner store like it’s a museum

White people be going to McDonald's and ordering the Big Mac!

Thanks man, I was confused I thought it was the other Imam Khomeini

Killing a man’s kids and grandkids, then saying the problem is how he reacts

When an extrovert hits you up they probably just want to abuse drugs, objectify women, and listen to formulaic pop music. When an introvert hits you up they're inviting you into their world. So yeah, there's a difference

School sucks but blaming teachers for that is like blaming bank tellers for the financial crisis

Eric Adams about to send 500,000 cops to the earth’s core.

Seems obvious that the official death rate has only slowed in recent months due to a collapse in reporting infrastructure. I hope a more accurate death toll comes out soon

Dune 3 looks crazy

- Sent from the West Bank

Me as a pilot: Folks, this is your captain speaking. Sorry for all the turbulence, it's my first day. Are you mad at me

Steven Seagal visited the victims of the terrorist attack at Crocus in the center of Pirogov, the Ministry of Health told RIA Novosti.

He thanked the doctors for their work and wished the patients recovery.

Never be content with the contrived and the mediocre.

One of the chief legacies of Orientalism today is the widespread idea that Palestinian lives have less moral worth for reasons you can only grasp if you are an expert on the mysterious dynamics of 'the Middle East'

Writing a 10-page essay about the history of communal cafeterias to justify my doordash addiction

Don't care about the oscars I just want to listen to the zone of interest end credits song again

me: aaaargh she used the voice and forced me to pop a tent in my pants
lady jessica: i didn’t use the voice
me: aaaaah i have no choice but to cum

I cook every recipe I see on the nyc subway displays