Philly needs an all-nite pizza place

Sometimes I need pizza at 5am okay

My tinfoil kippa conspiracy theory on Eurovision:

Eurovision judges intentionally held back Eden Golan because had she won, they’d probably face an extremely angry mob in the middle of Malmo.

What do you hear, Starbuck?

Here’s the east side of my block

I dislike it when I order an unsweetened iced tea and I get served sweet tea instead.

$20 dollars to vote on Eurovision is a bit much, I'm anti-poll tax

a lot of people posted their graduation photos today

i say, good for them. special shout-out to those who are first in their family and to those who had to absolutely hustle because it didn't come easy to them at first.

It's late and no one will see this but gotta give Mayor Cherelle L. Parker credit for a lot of action this week.

Her predecessor would have fucked off to Brigantine midway through the week and done nothing.

This Mayor is not afraid of making decisions or exerting her authority.

Ordered a 5 piece from Popeyes, they gave me an 8 piece and only charged me the price of a 2 piece in total

That hookup tho 😍

several days back, PPD stated they were not going to intervene on Penn campus without clear evidence that the encampments were threatening public safety

so what was the clincher for PPD to act?

Its been a rough week for progressive politics

Yemen and Palestinian flags meeting the back of a Philly sanitation truck

PPD arrested this lady today under the “Rick Krajewski rule” aka excessive farting in public

Toy stores all closed up

How we handled the Covid quarantines

Breonna Taylor’s murder

Whomever reads my tweets, thank you!

Farewell Camp PissNShit, I’ll always remember your offensive odors

Wawa makes a pretty good on-demand milkshake.

It’s made with soft serve. It hits pretty well.

in the alternate universe where Rebecca Rhynhart became Mayor, Hunter-Killer drones were dispatched to clear out Kensington instead

(I didn’t want anyone to feel left out)

I visited and toured the encampment at Penn today.

What really shocked me was how campus green smells like Suburban Station now.

Man. If Helen Gym was Mayor, someone from her office would have already tried to light Mt. Airy on fire by now.

We really dodged a bullet on her.

I should get a cat.