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Twitter Web App : As companies begin to introduce Covid-secure software that allows people to pay in shops with just their face, one man successfully uploads three to the same account:

Twitter Web App : Nancy Pelosi delivers articles of impeachment against Donald Trump to the Senate, before dropping off several bolted doors to a local equestrian centre.

Twitter Web App : After Chelsea sack Frank Lampard for failing to get results despite significant investment over the summer, Dido Harding immediately offers him a job.

Twitter Web App : News that Donald Trump was prank-called by a Piers Morgan impersonator raises many questions - not least, ‘just how much demand is there for a Piers Morgan impersonator?’.

Twitter Web App : Government to ration vaccines in the north of England, in addition to already-established limits on money, flooding support and constituency visits.

Twitter Web App : Joe Biden says Donald Trump left him a ‘very generous’ note, although for some reason it was smeared on the Oval Office wall in an unspecified brown substance.

Twitter Web App : Joe Biden forced to hold socially-distant inauguration with only a handful of attendees, therefore only marginally beating the crowd Donald Trump drew in 2017.

Twitter Web App : As it’s revealed rail workers held a baby shower at Marylebone station during lockdown, police order them to pay £200 and go directly to jail.

Twitter Web App : Oxford Uni to open new research institute dedicated to tackling resistance to antibiotics, coming as welcome news to anyone who's ever tried to give them to a cat.

Twitter Web App : Speculation builds over the quality of Donald Trump’s presidential library after archivists discover extensive crayon damage to Mr Sneeze and Mr Topsy-Turvy.