BillsMafia looking in their closet for a current players Jersey

Fun fact: Fred Armisen is in the pilot of every tv show ever.

‘Hairspray’ director John Waters is reportedly set to make first film in 20 years and it will star Aubrey Plaza.

love how asparagus just grows like this. no nonsense.

I often wish I could answer confusing /conflicting work emails with Tim Allen home improvement grunts

Getting roasted by Patrick Star after a fumble is a humbling experience

Behold, it is I.
I to whom microwaved the Brussel sprouts in the break room.
Bow to my ignorance.

Me to my gf- Renee Rapp would love you.
Her response- Well Lucy Dacus would love you. 🖤

All of my touch tune credits will go to Tom Petty tonight

Line them up! #Bills #Bills Mafia

This is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen 😍

Having earth shattering cheese pulls in my cubical.

ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!

YESSSSSSSIR!!

Pretty kitty.

Buffalo governor: “we decided to make the decision for the safety of our fans”

Buffalo fans:

Just how we drew it up

Just a reminder I still have Twitter.

People really just working walking by and have no idea I’m going through it.