Anyone who has a hotel chocolat velvetiser, use nutella in it and thank me later x

Seriously those post a pic or bad luck stories on Instagram need banning

Payday being the day before the bank holiday weekend is irresponsible. Oxygen and naps for dinner for the rest of the month

The Gentlemen series TEN OUTTA TEN

The worst thing apple has ever done is that auto brightening setting on your photos. Lit ruins every pic that has the sun in it

All I think about atm is not being in the UK

I could sit and watch carpet cleaning videos all day. Is there something wrong with me

there should be an opposite of valentine’s day where you post instagram photos of your enemy

Hahahahahagahahah

The cheek of people on vinted I swear 😂 put a hoody that’s £110 if brand new on for £15 and someone has offered me £8. Are you joking

January has been SO bland I’ve taken 23 pictures all month and 8 of them have been of my dog, 2 of them have been proof of postage for vinted and the rest are from gym lol

Surely there is a way to block / mute those ‘post a pic or bad luck for the month/year/etc’ stories on insta? Makes my anxiety SKYROCKET

Ryanair's passengers getting off their planes this morning: twitter.com/JuaninHarry31/…

The SAD really be hitting everyone rn

Anyone who says they prefer winter to summer is ATTENTION SEEKING

sometimes i think to myself “damn i need to stfu” and then i say something else