Buy the ticket…and then just stay home and be grateful for all the times that Andy has made you laugh.

It's Friday! Issues With Andy #263 - 'Barefoot in Sedona' - Andy scales Devil's Bridge and discovers enlightenment and a reasonably priced healing skull. Andy Andrist Queef Richards Chad Shank Ggreg Chaille - patreon.com/posts/263-bare…

The Doug Stanhope Podcast #548 - 'POT PARTY w/ ANDY ANDRIST & CHAD SHANK' - Is it even possible for Andy Andrist and Chad Shank to get TOO high? Doug investigates. Chad Shank Andy Andrist
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True happiness comes from within….an all new Issues With Andy international podcast…. Later today… join ⁦Queef Richards⁩ ⁦Ggreg Chaille⁩ ⁦Chad Shank⁩ and me. Sign up for our patreon now! Enlighten up man!! It’s only $5.

You are like a pawn in the game of life, because you can only move forward…and because you hold the least value. Start blocking for someone or get the fuck out of the way.
#MondayMotivation

Three of my zombie chicks died and did not resurrect, so we had to get the last one some new friends…

Human beings have created a word that is used as a term of affection…but also means “butt fuck”.
Bunch of fucking weirdos…

The zombies are here…
#HappyEaster

🎤HAPPY RELEASE DAY 🎤
The Dream of a Ridiculous Man
a short story by Fyodor Dostoevsky
translation by Constance Garnett

#audiobook published by Spoken Realms
Available now on Audible ⬇️
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and Audible UK ⬇️
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Happy listening ☺️

It's @IssuesWithAndy #259 - 'Holy Bulge, Robin!'
Burt Ward's Junk, the fog killed my dog, and The End is Nigh, according to David Attenborough's other eye. - Queef Richards Andy Andrist Chad Shank Ggreg Chaille - patreon.com/posts/259-holy…

Pygmies, Lead Poisoning and Letters from Prison, it's a Podcast from the Patio - Doug Stanhope Podcast #545 - Chad Shank Kristine Levine Gary Lucy RevDerrick bingo - patreon.com/posts/545-pygm…

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It’s okay to just make shit up in order to cope with your reality…but try to keep it to yourself.
#MondayMotivation

I just saw a headline about the Transcaucasian trail and thought it was another political argument…
#ImPrettyStoned

I think I need a new look…that was the second new neighbor to call me over to chat and immediately assume that I was also a racist.
#NotAllWhiteGuysWithBeards #WelcomeToArizona

Watch dove. Live. It’s like watching chickens but different…

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Get set for an all new IWA day!! Join us on patreon today for an all new episode!

Seeking guidance from within is fine, but remember that it’s still just you…and if you’re stupid, your inner self is too.
#FridayMotivation

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You have 48 hours to handle shit yourself before the law gets involved…