We won't have sex with robots next year anymore?

why can neither of my two friends hang out this summer kinda sucks

i hate missing out on stuff cuz i have a fuck ass curfew

so bored i solo q'd val and now i feel worse actually this game sucks

imagine this in minecraft. life is so beautiful

Why don't they add an extra week to the semester after finals so you can play with your friends on campus

Anne Hathaway is a secret Gooner and now her reinvention is complete theguardian.com/film/2024/apr/…

why does asking to spotify jam feel like asking someone on a date

anyone else ever tried joining a discord server to talk to people but the chat is dry as fuck and everyone ignores eachother for some reason

Spotify has 'AI DJs' now, which I thought was going to be more intelligently selected playlists

But no, in fact it's just the same dumb playlists with an obnoxious AI DJ interrupting to babble every 3 tracks or so

why didn’t kanye rap like this on his own album 😭

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