Most of adulthood is saying 'what the fuck?' under your breath about everything and then you die

Happiness is spending time doing all the things you love with a someone you love

Thinking of you and wanted to say hi hope your day is going well

Intro to salsa class was weird, I starved myself all day, there was no chips or dips and then these weirdo's were all grabby and dancing around

A melody softly floats
from the next room
Each note enchanting
like a seductive bloom
Could this be the magic
that softens my soul
Listening to its essence
I fall into a peaceful lull

then the Moon
kissed her Sun goodbye
whispering a soft adieu
to her forever beau
with promise to meet
again very very soon
and the world watched
as the two embraced
melding in a blinding
blaze of their surrender
🖤

#Pemsmuses
#TotalEclipse2024
PC - a friend

April this year
not otherwise than April of a year ago
Is full of whispers
full of sighs

Edna St. Vincent Millay
Song of a Second April

That 👊

Why do girls rub their eyes when they wake up?

Because they have no balls to scratch.

You’re welcome

When I go just know it kills me to leave.

I have no idea what’s going on but I’m cool with whatever, okay.

My wife has been saying “I smell something “ for 20 years.
Crazy woman.

Didi Literally been doing the same thing for my dad. It’s insane the calls he gets daily. I have grabbed the phone, started taking names and said I’m calling our elder attorney to file charges for elder harassment. Yes, we DO have an elder attorney. I’m POA. Carry my papers everywhere

Some people need to be knocked off their high horses...with a bat

…got 5 Security Alert ! for suspicious login into X account in last 4 days. Anybody else facing this issue ?!!

The older I've gotten the more I realize I like better those things that don't talk.

I should warn you.

My cheeks aren't as rosy in real life as they are in my avi.

good things for all the dreamers and stargazers

Dears, your search link would help me a lot...sigh

If I could do it all again
I wouldn’t
That would be dumb
I already did it

That 👊