stereophonic and bravo's the valley are both chronicles of the drawn-out breakups of two couples within a friend group... as for which is superior, you may not be ready for that conversation

Congrats to three star athletes: Travis Kelce, Jason Kelce and Joel D. Anderson 🆓 on their The Webby Awards wins!

#Webbys

she should've titled disc 1 and disc 2 'it's so over' and 'we're so back' respectively

extremely delightful

for once i can confidently say... not me i'm built different

time and again it's been proven that the law of matter does in fact apply to the zit stickers you fell asleep wearing that you can't find in the morning...nope, they didn't magically disappear, you'll find them in your hair in a few hours

Mad Men! They used to smoke so much! Even doctors!
(JK I just keep seeing this tweet and being like, which before times? There are kind of a lot of times that came before)

me on 'you have to be thin, but not too thin' vs. 'your generosity conceals something dirtier and meaner' slate.com/culture/2024/0…

A very satisfying feeling is identifying when a celebrity's head is too small for their body, and now I'm testing if floating that information but not sharing it is also satisfying

this May, I'll be hosting a season of Slow Burn on one of the greatest stories in queer history: the fight against the Briggs Initiative.

slate.com/briefing/2024/…

the brooklyn library only has 19 hard copies of the barbra streisand memoir for the entire borough...but 117 copies of big swiss? meanwhile they only added splinters to the system today...keeping a close eye on all this

Interviewed one of my favorite directors and got to ask her about my theory that Hathahate may have doomed the original One Day adaptation slate.com/culture/2024/0…

What a time to be alive (the time of Girl Scout cookie deodorant being sold at Target)

for anyone who needs another tracy chapman video to watch today, i'm obsessed with this old ad...gone from YT but still on vimeo vimeo.com/856810669

once i figure out how to plate these canapés it's d'oeuvre for you hors

What now? 💋

incensed once again about peanut butter suggested serving sizes and how jars can be like 'yes of course i contain 14 of those'

nothing has shaken me more* than finding out that some of you use the special nighttime laneige lip sleeping mask as your normal everyday lip balm
*standard twitter hyperbole

please enjoy this screenshot i took while watching the holiday, which shows that cameron diaz's character owned gigli on dvd (far right), and also this blog post slate.com/culture/2023/1…