Bill Bailey, 'China and France have now agreed a trade deal which should boost pork exports by 10%'

Paul Merton, 'I know what's coming'

Liz Truss, 'In December, I'll be in Beijing, opening up new pork markets' #HIGNFY

Side note. Notice how France can do a trade deal with…

Tory MP, Sally Ann Heart, saying those with learning disabilities should be paid less. So disabled people should just be used as cheap labour?! She carried on, despite audible disdain from the crowd.

Evil bastard.

THIS is why Tories are called scum.

🇬🇧 After 14 years of rule, we have a message to the Conservatives on behalf of the British people.

#ThankYouTories 🙏🏻

The ECHR is our only protection from the state.

If we leave, they can do anything they want. They claim it’s about asylum seekers but it’s about ultimate power.

A Tory vote is a vote to lose your human rights. If you tolerate this… YOU will be next.

Open Letter to Mr. James Cleverly - 23 April 2024

Mr. Cleverly,

It is a rare day indeed when the passage of a law that systematically strips away human dignity and rights becomes a cause for celebration.

Yet, here we find ourselves.

Today marks a grim chapter in the annals…

The prospect of #Rwanda flights commencing could put some airlines at risk of criticism by the UN.

Three special rapporteurs warned earlier this month that commercial airlines and regulators could be “complicit in violating” international human rights by facilitating removals.…

Happy St George's Day fellow flagshaggers 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Some facts about our patron saint! (Blessed be)

Bit awkward, this first one. St. George never actually set foot in England.

He was Turkish - born in Cappadocia he died in what was then Palestine (now Israel) in 303 AD.

St…

POLL spells the end of the ⁦Conservatives⁩ party

The age at which Britons choose the Tories over Labour in 2019 was age 39
Now it's age 70!!!

Also Tories on lowest rating for 45 yrs at 19%

Once in a lifetime chance to be rid of them forever at GE bloomberg.com/news/articles/…

I’m gonna explain one more time. For those who say people on benefits are scroungers. My story. I had a partner, we had a beautiful family, we had a good life, he died. Our youngest was 3yr, I couldn’t afford childcare, we were grieving, I was forced onto benefits. Not asking for…

Ian Hislop, 'Conservative MP Mark Menzies asked for money from local donors to be put into his own account.. Thank goodness he wasn't fiddling his council tax for a small amount.. Then it would be a proper scandal' #HIGNFY

'Last time he was in trouble it was for paying a…

Trying to find the full text of Sunak’s sicknote speech. Doesn’t seem to be on No 10 website, just the press release. Perhaps they are embarrassed about it too. A billionaire PM whose party has corrupted politics and rewarded cronies and crooks tries to blame the sick and those…

You make one post saying the far right isn’t welcome in Britain and your comments immediately become fly paper for cunts.

The only thing the Tories have successfully achieved is creating an abundance of thick racists.

1. Register to vote in the May 2nd local elections by 11.59pm tonight.

2. Get your ID.

3. Vote tactically.

4. Laugh your arse off as Tory councillors cry in sports centres at 3am on election night.

It’s going to be fucking delicious, but it can only happen if YOU show up.

#ToryScum
One house is owned by Michelle Mone and one was owned by Angela Rayner. One of the owners owes millions the other might owe a couple of thousand pounds. Guess which one the press want you to focus on?

Whatever your thoughts about a Mayor in the Brussels region shutting down an event full of far right goons, it’s important to remember that Suella Braverman, who was there, is a massive fan of banning peaceful gatherings.

Adam Bienkov BREAKING: The Tories have completely lost their minds and any claim to decency and voted by 320 to 246 to forcibly deport the victims of modern slavery to Rwanda.
It is a staggeringly evil thing to have done.

Conservative MP’s still excitedly shouting about the NHS waiting list at the end of February falling by just over 36,000 so “the plan is working”

but it only fell because 36,000 pathways [cases where someone is awaiting treatment] have been EXCLUDED from the February figures

#Rejoin climbing to 62% this week:

Sorry? Is this not the one who kept calling for the police to get involved?

If there is one positive thing Brexit has achieved, it has been to have a salutary effect on rightwing continental politicians’ opposition to the EU.

Even Europe’s far-right firebrands seem to sense Brexit is a disaster

theguardian.com/business/2024/…