Asked how they can pay for their National Service plan, James Cleverly says the Government can raise £6 billion by cracking down on tax avoidance.

So what have they been waiting for since 2010? #bbclaurak

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Tory whips have had to ask their MPs not to announce they've decided not to stand all at the same time, so it doesn't look like the entire party has given up.

This is not a joke. I know, everything they say sounds like it's intended to be satire. But this has really happened.

So just to recap:

Sunak launches the General Election campaign in the pouring rain to the New Labour soundtrack of Things Can Only Get Better.

He then turns up for a question-and-answer session at a factory where two of the questioners were Tory councillors.

Next he asks

At what point have so many rats left the sinking ship that you have to wonder whether the ship was actually made entirely of rats in the first place?

Man in blue, 'Thames Water on the verge of going bust.. The water industry is the perfect business model.. Their market is every home, every business.. Their customers are forced to use their company.. There's zero competition.. They're selling a product made up of 70% of the

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Vote them out

The words ‘rats’ and “sinking ship” spring to mind. #GTTO #ToryScum #GeneralElection

This is Ross Hills, Ross is a Tory party councillor

Ross (seen here in hi viz & microphone) pretended to work for McVitie's, but was in fact a Tory plant placed to ask Rishi Sunak scripted questions at a televised campaign launch

Corrupt till the end
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Pretty astonishing detail — Sunak told Martyn Hett's mother on the anniversary of the Manchester bombing that legislation in his name would be presented to Parliament before summer recess, and then proceeded to call an election the same day.

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🧵I am pleased to present my retrospective online exhibition celebrating some of the many glorious moments of the brilliant Tory government we have just enjoyed, sorry endured, for almost 5 years. First up, Exhibit 1:

When you tell me 'they're all the same', I'd like to remind you that the last Labour Government achieved several notable accomplishments between 1997 and 2000. Achievements including the introduction of the National Minimum Wage, which improved working conditions for millions of

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Absolute genius, as ever, from Cold War Steve 👏👏👏

Inflation at 11% – 'because of outside factors, nothing to do with Government'
Inflation at 2.3% – 'our plan is working'

When I first suggested to Boris Johnson that his Voter ID law was an attempt at voter suppression he dismissed it as 'nonsense'.

Now one of the Government's own ministers has finally given the game away

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