I don’t know.. I really prefer mine with a head and a lower body. And hands, definitely hands.

I’m gonna do what makes me fucking happy, and then I’m gonna do it on repeat.

is your idea too crazy to work? so crazy it might work? perfect.

[midway through sex]

I’m on level 215 on Candy Crush.

Match their energy.

Can’t fucking waittttttt 🔥

The way people are determined to be miserable and focused on killing other's joy, is mind boggling

When there is a pool party, but you e had too much people for the year

life is short so eat the cake, get the tattoo, punch fuckers in the throat.

y’all serious as fuck and it makes twitter super fun.

Oh this? This is my shower beef jerky

After dealing with me you either gon love me to death or hate me for life 😂

I need you as close to me, as humanly, fucking possible....

Not only 1990s kids

[📹 90skid4lyfe]

my type is dumb whores

How long do I have to wait before my eclipses glasses are worth money?

I just want someone to climb me the way Mowgli climbs trees in the jungle.

i’m a very serious person all the time

Ok. But what happens when you take off the mask..