this is just me on the weekend

I need people at work to find something better to do than ask stupid questions about a new standardized email signature

time to crawl out from isolation

I know this man did not just waste 15 minutes of a release call to download and extract a goddamn zip file

never in my life have I cracked open a bad egg

wait… y’all have time for hobbies?? idk how to even find one

if you can't deprecate yourself how the hell you gonna deprecate somebody else

*takes loooong drag of cigarette* I’m sorry but some people are too stupid for society

Satan is my motorrr

a weighted blanket is not enough i need to be compressed into a .zip file

the last of us, S1.E9

a properly ripe pineapple

Hey babes, just a little recommendation: let’s start reading bios before following random conventionally attractive men

jalapeño cheddar Cheetos were ON SALE for $5.49 like what the fuck is that

I grew up using washcloths. idk if it’s because we were “poor” or southern but either way I know my skin is in better shape than theirs

it’s 69°

truly disgusted with myself for making whatever fuckboy face this is, but Skyy is cute

too many americans have completely given up on any sense of community. they see their fellow citizens as threats and use local police depts. as personal complaint hotlines.

sunday service, shucked & fucked