deadlifting rn

Me and the fellas

I’d pick up a handful of these and shake them in my hands like skittles before eating 4 at a time

I love this guy. He's this dutchman whose life's work is creating weird perverted bone monstrosities that roam the beach, powered by the wind. He's like the Jimmy Buffett of H. R. Gigers.

of course girl i literally do not care what happens to me

Folks, we got him.

the national guard has the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time

“This year I really want to: Travel more”

“Let’s debate this topic: Pineapple on pizza”

“I’m weirdly attracted to: Men”

“Biggest risk I’ve taken: _____ during the middle of a pandemic”

“The best way to ask me out is by: Asking me out”

i know grindr was going CRAZY

Ryszard Kaja (16 January 1962 – 17 April 2019)
Dachshund poster

Tonight, on Shogun

Pro: the fellas group chat was talking about the WNBA draft.
Cons: yes one fella did say about a draftee “I bet she squirt Gatorade” but we are trying to do better

My father and I were on the cover of Esquire once

shirts off this summer sorry in advance

Y’all nasty.

Me as a server trying not to spill a tray of beers as 7 year olds run directly into me:

I hate this because I’m ableist 😈

Thought this was another Kirk Cousins to ATL photoshop

Special place in hell for people who do this, go buy a readily made McMansion instead you dumb bitch!!!
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