The European mind simply cannot conceive the British ability to change a train's platform sixty seconds before it's due to depart.

Really superb 'Stag do that's woken up and has to find something to do' energy to Cardiff this morning.

Wearing earplugs at a gig and still have tinnitus

An accurate summation of Rotherham v Plymouth

Really is no vibe quite like a pub full of teachers, just broken up for half term.

Lovely stuff

Lads, it's t-shirt weather

Congratulations to Home Counties Darla Jade Euan Stamper - my picks for this year's competition. Good old Glastonbury. Superb longlist below #ETC2024

Unfortunately tomorrow’s scheduled speaker is ill and can’t do the talk. Steve Hookins is replacing him and will be doing a talk explaining the events in Billy Joels song “We Didn't Start The Fire. Doors open 7:30pm and our AGM will start at 7:45. Free tea and coffee for all.

I'm in Birmingham!

I've done mine. Have you done yours?

Does it contain the sound of a garden gate playing the hits of Eric Prydz?

And if not, why not?

Delighted to report I will once again be helping to judge the Glastonbury Festival Emerging Talent Competition.

Do enter if you make really good music - last year I only judged acts beginning with L, could be good news for M in 2024!

glastonburyfestivals.co.uk/2024-emerging-…

Honestly can't believe that the Boys are Back in Town by Thin Lizzy isn't a more widely accepted Christmas song. All the boys??? Back in town??? At the same time?? What could the boys possibly be back in town for?? Easter?? Fuck off. It's christmas fellas.

At this stage it looks like Last Christmas is playing Markageddon.

Lot of respect for the bloke playing phone Solitaire on the tube. We stan an offline king!

Can't believe I've seen the KFC gravy advert before I've heard Last Christmas.

First mention this Christmas of 'Barney's 9 darter' from Step Father. Once made my mum cry by naming it as his greatest ever Xmas moment.