Fresh ink! Valerie Loureda makes her long overdue debut in the museum collection!

I’m ur baby doll 💕

Tumi My back & cheeks 💚

Lmao a guy got mad at me on onlyfans cause he didn’t know that when you buy something and the creator unsends it for everyone, if you’ve purchased it, it goes to your purchased tab now. It’s 2024. I thought we were past this. At this point if you come guns blazing over something…

I don’t care if the whole room go against me I’m gone stand on what I say and how I feel.

eating ass is definitely a healthy breakfast

Some tinga de pollo after a long day at the salon 🤤

Update on my Tesla situation- got my car towed back to my place. Ended up with a 1k bill but if my battery is the issue it’s still covered under warranty -so here’s to hoping it is so I can have a brand new battery🤞🏻 and they stuck me in a $100k loaner vehicle in the meantime…

Does anybody find it absolutely exhausting thinking of ways we’re being poisoned by the world? Like I can’t pick the right shampoo, the right bread, the right baking soda, the right laundry detergent bc everything is damaging to the world or poisonous to humans. Exhausted man

I thought I had seen it all but today I had a grown ass man BEG me to snap him back to keep his streak alive.
Ummm sir, streaks are for children. We’re adults. It’s time to grow up a little lol