CLOCK IT!

Kristan Hawkins Oh, but it is.

Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives I still can't believe Elon Musk posted this.

Say what you will about Elon, the dude has balls 😆😂

Going to college and the mature students not knowing what a lockdown is

a thread of taylor copying olivia that i think shouldn’t be ignored and she should take accountability

Teachers have to buy their own pencils.

“You think they can smell it?”

“Nah, man, they can’t smell it. I sprayed that cologne.”

Meanwhile:

who up twisting they bush

Mustard on the beat hoe

I don't need a psychic to tell me which planets make me sad. It's earth.

and its my middle finger

☠️

A literary feud involving two men named Kendrick Lamar Duckworth and Aubrey Drake Graham is giving 19th century.

Best medication for depression is Money

When cops pull you over they always ask if you know how fast you were going, but never ask if you know how furious you were going.

stop asking me to go to happy hour. there’s no way i can be happy for an entire hour