“History repeats itself, first as tragedy, second as farce.”

brainwashed masses

You can’t tell me Harry Potter wasn’t steady piping hella hoes at hogwarts this dude had the best magic powers and he was putting up Conor mcdavid numbers on the quidditch field every single week

At what point in time do we just say Bitcoin is a religion and become tax exempt

12 hours of #Lollapalooza2021 in 120 seconds

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Jamie Dimon in 2017: “I will fire any JPMorgan Chase employee trading Bitcoin for being stupid”

Jamie Dimon in 2021:
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When in doubt zoom out. Buy the dip. Diamond hands.

Jesus Christ

Stop repeating dumb ass religious crypto prayers and simply admit your nervous gambling so much money and go get high and watch Netflix.

If your gonna play Russian roulette just shut up and do it.

any girls sucked their own titty milk or nah

i want an indie gf like yess bae teII me aII about taming pauIa

What's the difference between a doctor and an engineer?

A doctor kills people one at a time.

'now this is a story all about how my wife got flipped turned upside down'

Dávám challenge jeden like = jeden den bez alkoholu

Just let this sink in.

finding nemo came out in 2003 and clownfish only live 3-5 years so good morning nemo is dead

YALL STOLE THE MALL TRAIN?!?! #minneapolisriots 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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