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ellie schnitt

@holy_schnitt

(e)girl next door• https://t.co/jHrUCSZWSj• podcaster!! • she/her • IG: ellie_schnitt • business inquiries: @unitedtalent [email protected]

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kind of fucked up that good girl is sexual but I can’t say good boy without feeling like i’m trying to play fetch with him

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don lemon and tucker carlson being fired on the same day and then both starting shows on twitter… do u think they’re in a situationship

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idk why it’s discourse but yeah you don’t have to laugh at jokes you don’t think are funny—especially not jokes at your expense that you don’t think are funny!! and certainly you don’t have to pity laugh so an established comedian doesn’t feel bad, he can handle it. it’s his job.

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I was using vinegar while cleaning my bathroom and then I thought hm maybe I should bleach this too and long story short that is mustard gas

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I know that there’s no real difference between today and tomorrow but damn if i’m not a slut for the symbolism of it all! a blank page! a fresh start!! new year new me!!!!

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football team lost bc a woman was in the stands cheering. also many ships sink bc a woman is on board. and did u know if a woman is a witch she will float in water? I was born in 1602 and I am very smart

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I have been wearing sweatpants for four days and i’m becoming increasingly concerned I will never wear another kind of pant again

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well many of us have never had a day of peace in our lives and our brains have been singing ‘werewolf bar mitzvah spooky scary boys becoming men, men becoming wolves’ since 2007

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I started smoking weed in college because at parties all my friends would go into a little room together to smoke like a little secret smoking club and they’d be in there for so long & they’d be giggling and it was like ok… health class did not mention this part..

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