He's the mostest fierce kittyboi ever 🥰
#CatsOfTwitter #CatsOfX

A bit of freakiness never hurt anyone!

It’s called soda, not pop. Everybody knows that.

Sublime and No Doubt are touring, there are OJ jokes on Weekend Update, everyone is loving Conan. Kids, this is what 1995 was like.

Most of adulthood is saying 'what the fuck?' under your breath about everything and then you die

you're gorgeous even when you're sad, pisces.

It's not our ears. All the tragic events we witnessed in our childhood and young adulthood ended us up. Now our brains are too busy to fully process TV audio without the addition of captions.

Off and on, more than I realized at the time, but I know now what was and wasn't appropriate as far as how I was treated. And in my church youth group, too. 😒

We got a cat, which is cool, but it makes me really miss my dog even more. She has been gone 3 years. I miss her so much. I guess I'm just having a really down day, depression-wise.
Kinda just venting into the void, I suppose.

You know who would fucking love Cowboy Carter?

Bobby Hill. 😭

Mentally unwell people feeding off each other — welcome to Twitter

your words still haunt them, pisces.

I absolutely do not deny my worth, but some days my brain makes it feel hard to be worthy.

Parents, please read this thread and make sure your kids know what is expected from them in school. Have open communication and partnership with the teachers. Admin no longer enforces disciplinary consequences, so it is up to the teachers and parents. It takes teamwork!

Was explaining to someone that men don’t have to touch women’s waists when they’re tying to get by them in crowded places. He went on to say “it’s not that serious” I said “Do you touch other men’s waists when you tryna get by?” He looked at me crazy. I said EXACTLY.

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About me:
1. Princess
2. Attached
3. Alone
4. Couple thousand
5. Twitter
6. R
7. Yes, to work
8. American
9. 12
10. 7
11. Social situations
12. '17ish
13. My kiddo
14. Fun to follow
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Mercury retrograde energy is super strong now. Pay attention to what you or other people say when angry (Mercury in Aries) because it can be revealing

People flipping out over naming a pet something other than a traditional human name has me rolling. Have they never heard the oddball nepobaby names over the years? Personally, I call my human child 'Bean' more often than her given name, Lily.

EVERYONE still calls it Twitter.

(we tweet, not X-crete)