RIP Henry Kissinger, sad that after 100 years of dedication to burning the entire globe he won't live to see it. We'll get there soon, champ!

He's firebombing baby angels in heaven now. 🙏

Analysis | Israel is releasing 150 women and children as part of a ceasefire deal. But why is Israel holding children hostage? And how many more children being held? We're not asking and neither should you.

If I'm understanding their messaging, Democrats want a humanitarian genocide in Gaza. A genocide where we recognize that every civilian life is equally valuable.

Humanitarian pause is such a demonic phrase. Somebody found it in a box of unused Iraq war jingoism.

Britain isn't real, it's a bit that has gone in too long.

Bits of my timeline in Arabic:

His name is Youssef, 7 yrs old with beautiful curly hair.

My fiancée is dressed in a white shroud instead of the wedding dress. They stole my joy.

My kids died hungry please God forgive me

Can I have one strand of his hair before he's buried?

I was shook yesterday seeing a doctor giving a press conference surrounded by bodies. Fortunately a bunch of guys who professionally draw circles on Google maps images and say 'this is where China is making soylent out of Uighyurs' all appeared to explain it was a bad dream

I am not going to be gaslit about the circumstances of a massacre by an apartheid government whose every minister had been constantly saying “I want to kill lots of civilians, for racism reasons” in public for days.

Maison Martin Morgellons I actually knew it was a bioweapon all along, which is why I denied its existence and refused to take any action to help slow its spread.

I'm SHOCKED that Cowboy Bebop is as bad as every article, piece of promotional material, common sense, etc., suggested it would be.

I do want to laugh about horse paste, but I have taken drugs because some internet person said they were awesome several times

Kevin Spacey's lunatic christmas videos are a more genuine act of acknowledgment & contrition than ... whatever the fuck this is.

To the 8 percent of women who think they can take an elephant in a fight: Heyyy

I'm glad you're all having fun, just let me know when we're robbing the rich via robbery, not market arcana