straight people, you already have “fiancee.” you don’t get to say “partner” too.

V day is boring

Ive been training me whole life

This is a chicken fried camembert

The straights are at it again

In case anyone is wondering how my life is going this is my dinner

What is your sexual preference?

Edinburghs premier nightclub paying its respects RIP Lilt

No young team, bring your kids if you want a day time pint though

Cant beleive when bringing back their local variations Greggs have reinstated the haggis pie yet completely overloooked Scotlands true cultural rep, the macaroni pie 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Me mummys walking on fire 🔥 to raise money 💰 for the #funfund at the nursing home she works at - chuck her a couple of quid? justgiving.com/crowdfunding/j…

Not me trying to put the same query to Uber Support @Uber 4 times for them to 'give it to a specialist' then archive with no resolve after 2 days every time :(

McDonald's gave me a snowman toy with my happy meal. It's July 😑