@houseofcarlyle
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calendar_today04-03-2010 18:59:05
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rob delaney
You can get my new book, A Heart That Works, at the link below.
¡BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL!
Kickin' it in Hattiesburg Two things a week at: @channel6_feed everything else: https://t.co/FO7JZ8lKGi
Cedric The Passive Observer
I kind of look like the old Hathaway shirt model, but with patches over both eyes. It's actually fairly difficult for me to even type this.
Paul F. Tompkins
TV & standup & improv & podcasts, hardly any movies Instagram: https://t.co/OWAlzVWjle
David Roth
Co-owner/flannel dipshit at @DefectorMedia, co-founder of @Classical, turtle owner. Not the one from Van Halen or magic. Header art by Vicki Nerino.
3 weeks ago
lol
It’s good being pope
1 month ago
3 months ago
X is now a male enhancement pill
4 months ago
It also covers it in sand.
I screen my mother’s calls.
You’re right this is way less embarrassing.
When people refer to others on IG as “humans” (eg “this lovely human”, “this beautiful human”), it makes them sound like aliens just getting comfortable with the platform.
Manned space travel is a colossal waste of money and jizz
I would make that face too.
When I see holiday decorations in California I always think that shouldn’t be allowed.
One studio exec said: “Go for it and let’s see what comes out.”The other said: “Here are dozens of IP assets. Mash them together in a way that lets us make more.”
5 months ago
Is that bad?
Truly, live mas
Is she single or ethically non-monogamous?
He’s looking to divide not unite.
WIFE: Can you go get the champagne flutes?ME: …WIFE: Can you got get…oh…please noME: Go get the whats?WIFE: Can you please go get the Andre 3000s?
I witnessed a huge waste of money
“doing yoga for the hostages” sounds like something Conner O’Malley would blurt out while bleeding on the side of a bridge
Start (or continue) to steal