A woman would easily feel safe with a large gay man what are we even debating?

This is rapidly becoming (if it hasn't already) the piece of media I've made with the most reach.

My somewhat heavily house ruled Castles & Crusades character sheet.

These all fail as adaptations for me and I also don't enjoy them (aside from Fellowship of the Ring which I do enjoy and is a best adaptation in the group.)

The Conan the Barbarian film from 1982 is also a bad adaptation which I enjoy immensely as it's own thing.

Here's one I use often.

Everyone rolls a d10 no modifiers
Lower is better
I count up from 1
You call out when I say your number
Reroll after a full turn
Repeat

Ties go to players. Ties between players decided by dexterity and if that ties it is decided by class.

HPV Lovecraft

If a humanoid creature in my game world is an inherently evil monstrous thing it doesn't have a family structure or produce young or care for babies.

'I just hate the way D&D is played today. That's not how I grew up playing D&D and it makes me not want to join any new games.'

Ok. Here are some tools to make sure you get into the right type of game with the correct expectations.

'I HATE THOSE TOO!'