Some say his mind is strong
Others say he’s an anomaly
I say he died 90 min ago bring him in!
reddit.com/r/StrangeEarth…

That’s what you think. Thats actually John Travolta.

I used to have one of these mounted above my fireplace. It would sing, “Take Me To The River” every time someone would walk by.

This is a man on the verge of pajamas

Wild thread

Fine. You're not invited

This could’ve been funny. Should’ve accidentally dropped it when taking it off plate.

Congratulations to Rush Limbaugh-3 years sober today.

Man, GEICO has committed to the caveman bit like a good bad comedian.

He’s right ya know

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But they're BOTH so OLD! Gandalf can barely remember his passwords and even forgot that people called him Gandalf (yikes), while Saruman betrayed the Free Peoples of middle-earth and led an insurrection that stormed Helm's Deep. You can see how they're equally bad choices.

“Biden is really a guy in a skin suit” is my favorite Twitter sub-culture.

If you’re alone on this Valentine’s Day, don’t despair. There’s somebody for everybody, so your soulmate IS out there. They’re just fucking somebody else right now.
#HappyValentinesDay

Happy Valentine’s Day

Roses are red
Violets are brown

Revenge of the squirrels 🐿️
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