“Okay, you know what? To hell with being subliminal.

Homeboy brought his woman to the front row of his funeral.

She’s watching me crucify you, but the denial behind your back is Biblical.

Damn wait! Did I just “pit her” against you while also using your grave as a urinal?”

Throwing one pound of sodium metal into a river

The South African song on Baddest Boy is nasty work, I have to admit. 😮‍💨

Okay okay, I’m moved.

I’m a big fan of crazy DJ transitions, but you see that one going around right now? I just don’t hear it.

Big shoutout to her, though. You can tell she’s good.

Hm. This is a little strange because English and pidgin (understandably) have very similar vocabularies.

Except na your grammar or maybe diction you dey talk about, and even then…

“Mom, you ain’t gotta work no more, one show’s two times what you annually earn.”

This man was just 5 years old when this woman started dating his dad’s teammate.

This man is just 10 years older than this woman’s son.

This woman’s late step son was born 3 years BEFORE this man.

Nah, this is an abomination.

If you were to go on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire, what 3 people would you put down for your “phone a friend”?

The wealth and vastness of knowledge The Chasers possess always impresses me.

Brother in white just has home advantage or something. I don’t hear the “knockout” everybody is going on about. They’re very equally matched.

Na wa oh. Who told you I wanted to choose? 😔

I hate being the person who over-scrutinizes “jokes” but some things just pinch me. 😔

Lot’s wife did not eat a lot of salt to turn to salt, did she? So, that rubs me off as a poorly delivered punchline.

The concept is clear, but execution? 😬

I’m just saying sha. 🖐🏿😒🤚🏿

Hm.

The art of photobombing. 😮‍💨🤌🏿

My mama told me “go to school, get your doctorate, something to fall back on, you could profit with” but still supported me when I did the opposite.

Now I feel like it's things I gotta get, things I gotta do, just to prove to you.

Imagine writing a song for your mom and she memorizes every lyric, you perform it for her and with her, and 2 years later, boom! She dies.

Bro!

But I’m pretty sure a part of Ye is satisfied that he dropped that song when he did and celebrated her while she was still here.

This video will never not bring a lump to my throat.

Damn.

Hey, mama aaaahhh oww!

I wanna scream so loud for you, 'cause I'm so proud of you, and let me tell you what I'm about to do.

Hey, mama!