Very special moment on the new internet

Imagine murmuring 'Falcon. Toast' and having the falcon (beautiful) fly off and grab slices of bread with its talons, drop them in a toaster etc. We could have this tomorrow if we wanted.

AI should be a beautiful solemn falcon on your arm that goes and gets things for you

It was smart of Uber Eats to do an expensive TV ad campaign based on the famous idea that 'in order to remember something, you have to forget something else.' Whenever I think about that concept from now on, I will think of Uber Eats!

Found what appears to be a special commemorative Taylor Swift issue of Taylor Swift Magazine

I'm in a group chat with a mail carrier and he shared this letter

Saw a guy in a Bane jacket walking a dog that was the size, shape and color of a polar bear

Canada's Team!!!

I call them the Nenver Duggets. Because they are nenver out of the game!!

Love that the Knicks have guys named Hartenstein and DiVincenzo on their team, I assume due to some 1950s DEI rule that's still on the books

I see the boys are hanging out without me. That’s fine

If I wanted to hear this much about some guy being denied access to the Columbia campus I would've gone to NYU!!!

Not only are they violent antisemites but they are illiterate as well. Not a single of these students bothered her.

(nervously approaching Ikea employee) Hedge,

That moment when John McClane realizes the villain is going to steal City Hall

phillies really went hmmm how do we celebrate the phanatic’s birthday where many children will be present and settled with “have a guy continuously bully him and then be consumed by The Yellow One” baseball is a perfect sport

The Oklahoma City Thunder - “Canada’s Team”

I need to address this - no disrespect to whatever Blank Check is but I have never listened to a podcast in my life and I never will

this is my favorite video of all time

(hiding my copy of Michael Crichton’s “Airframe” that I don’t let anyone borrow) No.