@iamastatement
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calendar_today28-12-2012 22:01:23
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7 months ago
A guy that drinks and a guy that doesn't drink were asked what influenced their position with alcohol.1st guy: My father was a drunkard. I looked at him and knew I didn't want that for me.2nd guy: My father drinks so I naturally took after him.A polygamous man and a…
11 months ago
I’m coming for this 6 pack!
I hit my goal weight and it went to my face, ass, and stomach 😭
Gotta figure out how to lose this gut TODAY.
I’m confused this DoorDash or CourseCorrect 🤨
1 year ago
One of the best birthdays ever
I got so much shit going on this year. I NEED 2023 to be good to me.
I just had the craziest dream
Stop oversharing – not everyone wants what's best for you. Being private af about your personal life is top tier self-care.
Idk I just feel like at damn near 28 shit supposed to be going differently. Im not mad at all about shit is, just thought it would be different.
Blue hair pink hair or orange hair I do not know
@prizziIIa When are we going on strike as a society?
Lmaoooooo this funny as hell cause WHAT
Drank in my cup still my shit
I want some tacos reaaaal bad
I hate Aquarius men so bad
Ed Robinson Mermaids got suburbs and the hoods too
Yeah I’m moving back to Georgia
I’m happy they let home girl free but trading her like a yugioh card for an arms dealer is absolutely nuts!!!! 😭and not a good trade
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