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A.B.Funkhauser

@iamfunkhauser

Mother, Mortician, Monkey. Gonzo, Psych, Literary. #IndieProud Won stuff here & there.😊 Host #Thurds @ThurdsWords Find me on Amazon. https://t.co/59G1F2fvos

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'Now the main benefit for my husband at this point was that I was wet, all the time. I would want it on work breaks, in the morning, at night, whenever possible.'

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After 25 years of dedication to one another, a 42 year old fun, sexy couple embark on sexual experimentation involving strippers, three ways and lovers on the side.
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“OSS Special Operations Branch are running things. I just called you in to shoot the breeze. Which brings me to my second point.” With an air of embarrassment he looked at the papers on his desk. “Would you, er, leave us for a minute, Mike?” mybook.to/Borodino

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Lt. Shornell cut in, her tone more conciliatory than the others. “I know you grew up with Mara. I know she’s your friend. But she killed our comrades, so she must face justice.”
Jaxen knew the brand of justice the marines meted out: the six-point-eight-millimetre variety.

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Dr C L Spillard(@CandiSpillard) 's Twitter Profile Photo

At the nadir of the slow wave he slipped the point in.
He pressed – directed the needle, feeling the gradients, the textures, the points of resistance as he twisted it through the landscape of her mind.



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There was no point in denying it. Whatever it was that was making the noise was real. It probably wasn’t a monster, but it definitely wasn’t just his imagination… and today would be a good day to find out what it really was. amazon.com/dp/B09ZK7XLSP

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She stepped forward, took a moment to get some traction against the floor, and tried to kick him in the butt, but he was already turning and caught it on the point of the hip. amazon.com/dp/B09ZK98V96

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“So at this point I realized the only good way to prepare for the apocalypse—the only way that really makes sense—is to not let it happen in the first place. To keep it all together. To sustain civilization as a going concern.” amazon.com/Altered-Season…

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Although I run with the grace of a pond skater, there comes a point when I have to stop. I brace my hands against my knees, breath coming in gulps. In that moment, I am all human – only human.



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Robert C. Madison(@AuthorRCMadison) 's Twitter Profile Photo

'What is the meaning of life?' he asked the oracle.
'The answer is in the question.'
'Huh?'
'The meaning of life is life.'
'So this has been a zigzag without a point? Just live life?'
'Humans are the only creatures who don't get it.'

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‘You’re sick. You shouldn’t have to carry a deer.’

I jump in front of him, a finger pointed at his sternum. ‘Don’t tell me what I should or shouldn’t do.’

Startled by my reaction, Dearon takes a step back.



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Gavin's gait was of one purposefully moving between two points. Not hurriedly, but with the assurance of one arriving when they are suppose to. People stepped aside or he stepped around them when they met. He - a person not to be troubled. Them - objects in his path.

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Two donkeys grazed amid the other pack animals. Jaena gave a cry of delight to see Ears’ familiar face with its white splash. The jennet pointed her ears at Jaena and hawed in welcome.

“No doubt that’s yer donkey,” the groom said.



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At first all she saw were blurry points of light. She blinked.They resolved into tiny yellow flames flickering inside the crudely-cut faces of the turnips left by each door. They dotted the paths like strange flowers. In the plaza the last of the fire smoldered & smoked.

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Dalir would bring math books with him and tutor me. The food Nasrin cooked for our family was out of sight. The spicy stews, hearty meat and rice dishes, and various kinds of bread were like nothing I had ever tasted. I would eat to the point of surfeit.

Dalir would bring math books with him and tutor me. The food Nasrin cooked for our family was out of sight. The spicy stews, hearty meat and rice dishes, and various kinds of bread were like nothing I had ever tasted. I would eat to the point of surfeit. #TheLongGame #Thurds
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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿ChanaEstherDafna🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿(@Anyechka) 's Twitter Profile Photo

“What! Where’s your father?”
“Upstairs. I advise you to give him a piece of your mind, man-to-man. It was criminal how my folks made Ustya keep working during a hard pregnancy, just to prove a point about how modern women are supposed to work no matter what.”

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