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Lord Robot

@ians_robots

From now on, can everyone refer to themselves as 'Sir' or 'Lord' to help counter the madness? Feel free to include your pets.

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calendar_today09-02-2012 12:52:29

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Feargal Sharkey(@Feargal_Sharkey) 's Twitter Profile Photo

'Thames swimming race cancelled over sewage fears.'

It's been going since 1890 and now it's cancelled.

I'm being serious. Do the boards of Ofwat and the Environment Agency have absolutely no self-awareness at all?

It's time for change. It's time to go.

thetimes.co.uk/article/thames…

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Alan MacLeod(@AlanRMacLeod) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Breaking: Annelise Orleck, Head of Jewish Studies at Dartmouth, has been banned from Campus for six months after protecting Jewish students protesting for Palestine from police attacks

Breaking: Annelise Orleck, Head of Jewish Studies at Dartmouth, has been banned from Campus for six months after protecting Jewish students protesting for Palestine from police attacks
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Katie Phang(@KatiePhang) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Judge Merchan rules that the Access Hollywood tape transcript can be admitted, but he will not allow the Washington Post article to come in as evidence, because associating the picture of Trump with his words is “powerful” and “damning” evidence that is “highly prejudicial.”

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Mark Steel(@mrmarksteel) 's Twitter Profile Photo

A nice man from UCL Hospital called this week, to say a scan of me showed the cancer I had has all gone. The treatment worked, the cancer bottled it and ran off, the wimp.

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Byline Times(@BylineTimes) 's Twitter Profile Photo

🚨BREAKING🚨

Ex-Army Officer Who Served in Afghanistan 'Blocked from Ballot Box' After Veteran ID Rejected

One ex-Army MP branded the situation “ludicrous” while even Conservatives seemed to despair, reports Josiah Mortimer

bylinetimes.com/2024/05/02/ex-…

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Dr Jill Belch(@JillBelch) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Yet again UK newspaper promoting misinformation on policies. Daily Mail forced to correct inaccurate & misleading article that falsely claimed UK road potholes caused by electric vehicles.
DailyMail admits making up story that EVs cause potholes. lse.ac.uk/granthaminstit…

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Nadine White.(@Nadine_Writes) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The Sun newspaper has been criticised for referring to Daniel Anjorin, 14 y/o schoolboy who was fatally stabbed in London, as 'sword lad', in a tiny slot on its front page. Sun's coverage of similar, recent incident involving white victims was different.

The Sun newspaper has been criticised for referring to Daniel Anjorin, 14 y/o schoolboy who was fatally stabbed in London, as 'sword lad', in a tiny slot on its front page. Sun's coverage of similar, recent incident involving white victims was different. #HainaultAttack
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Biden’s Wins(@BidensWins) 's Twitter Profile Photo

BREAKING: The Time reporter who interviewed Trump is now saying Trump told him he wanted to consolidate power in an authoritarian manner. Retweet so all Americans know about Trump’s dangerous plans.

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Ed Conway(@EdConwaySky) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Let's take the same Office for National Statistics (ONS) database and use the inflation-adjusted series, as we really should when comparing flows over time.
Suddenly, what looked like an ever-increasing volume of trade is actually a lot more flat.
Goods exports (dark blue bars) are still well below pre-Brexit.

Let's take the same @ONS database and use the inflation-adjusted series, as we really should when comparing flows over time. Suddenly, what looked like an ever-increasing volume of trade is actually a lot more flat. Goods exports (dark blue bars) are still well below pre-Brexit.
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Nathan Dennis 🇺🇦(@nathansldennis) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Kemi Badenoch Yet the actual data shows UK trade back to 2017 levels by volume, and for goods trade its 2013...

The damage you and the rest of the Taliban have done to this country is clearly measurable, and clearly visible...

@KemiBadenoch Yet the actual data shows UK trade back to 2017 levels by volume, and for goods trade its 2013... The damage you and the rest of the #Brexit Taliban have done to this country is clearly measurable, and clearly visible...
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Kemi Badenoch(@KemiBadenoch) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Don’t want to be harsh to Mr Giles but maybe read my actual statement which clearly states 'Exports are now 2% above 2018 when adjusted for inflation' or take a look at the statistics I referenced.

gov.uk/government/sta…

Much better than copying Ed Conway’s homework, badly.

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Ken Klippenstein(@kenklippenstein) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Congress is instructing the FBI to investigate student protesters chanting 'death to America'.

There's just one problem: they never said that.
kenklippenstein.com/p/claims-that-…

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Anne Greensmith 💙(@snowleopardess) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The Boris Johnson fiasco tonight reminds me of a previous local election, when he tweeted that he had just been to cast his vote.
Except...there were no elections in his area that day 😂
theguardian.com/politics/2019/…

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Carol Vorderman(@carolvorders) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Boris Johnson tried to vote today.

His Voter ID was an envelope with his name and address on it!!

He was turned away

What a sham and an utter shambles

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Mehdi Hasan(@mehdirhasan) 's Twitter Profile Photo

1) This is whataboutism at its best.
2) It's so dangerous for Israel to conflate itself, and its war crimes, with all Jews.
3) Jewish faculty & students are disproportionately represented in these protests so the antisemitism smear doesn't work like it used to

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Mehdi Hasan(@mehdirhasan) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Last week, an independent review from the ex-French foreign minister rebutted multiple Israeli claims about UNRWA.

U.S. politicians/pundits endorsed the anti-UNRWA claims - and exacerbated a humanitarian crisis!
No apologies yet from them.
I name names:
theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

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Cllr Dr David Nicholl(@djnicholl) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Went to my local pub with a good mate…..who popped into vote on the way back but couldn’t due to voter ID (electronic senior railcard on his phone…good enough for the 🚂 but not to vote 🗳️

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