Kumbe Carrot juice bado ni Orange juice

Ndo huyu mimi,niliona umesema Ebu huko TL

Unaelewa pal?

Senior bachelors tumebeba cabbage ya 15 bob moja kwa moja hadi 14th floor

Hapa naona kuna challenge ingine ya 500 retweets nipewe Multifunctional Tactical Solar Powered Torch

Mnaona aje?

I told someone ndio naingia mjengo akaniuliza kwani nilitoka job place nilikua

Kimuzi has been inlove with me for over four years but I told him long ago I don’t practice bestiality😔

Things change, the table is turned
And you'll have to live, and live and learn.

Good morning,

A quick reminder.

1. SALT is good for your health. Eat.

2. EGGS are good. Eat them.

3. Morning Breakfast is useless. Discard it.

4. MEAT is excellent. Eat.

5. CHOLESTEROL is good. Anyone who tells you otherwise wants you sick and depressed.

#BetterTogether

Hii mvua ikikupiga kidogo nature inakua harsh from road blockages to nose blockage mambo gani haya

Watu wa 8-5 hukapitia sana. Tuseme unaishi Juja Na Job iko Westie. You have to wake up at the latest 5:30am, upige ngasha, dress then by 6:30am ukuwe ushatoka. That time Sisi unemployed ndio tunaingia kulala after a very long night of travelling to the USA Na kuchange location😂

When we are beating up politicians let’s add this guy too

ukiwa business owner unaweza kua wazimu bila kujua

Kumbe bookten alikuaga msanii career ikakataa

We shall attack book10 in the morning😂😂😂

Nani ako na link ya bookten akiwa msaniii😂😂😂😂😂😂

While at it let us also not forget theres something in your bedroom smelling like fish,sijui kwa nini nacheka ata mimi🤣

Ombachi waiting for the rains to subside ndio aende kupika kwa balcony