Been so long since I did a tweet that got any reaction that I'd genuinely forgotten how insane this place is.

But thank you to those with nice replies and didn't suggest I hate my sister, or asked why I cared when people are dying

*Looking on wistfully* It's been so long since my team were good enough to bottle a title race this badly

Do you have to pay Ryanair extra now just to make their instructions make sense?

Just booked a hire car with the 'extra' of an additional driver, and had an email from the company warning they 'sometimes run out of extras' - have this image of a random queue of people waiting to get in the car and drive with you.

My 'This is an honest review from a regular customer' shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt

When the vampires transform on Buffy

I like reading about how a 'second world war bomb has been taken out to sea', which sounds like something your parents told you as a child about what about happened an old family pet

Does anyone know where these chocolates are from?