To the people who say, “Call me whenever,” then never pick up or call back 🖕🏿

Just assume someone will turn your time or money into their time or money,

when people send you something after a multi week wait, and tell your response is needed urgently.

So fucking relieved that’s over

CONTEXT ALERT: At Donald J. Trump’s campaign events, the press not allowed to “roam free” and is instead kept in metal pens for use as a hate object in his rally speeches.

2017-2021

Years ago:
10💻📱🛰️
10²🛩️🚂📞
10³🕯️🏰⚔️
10⁴🍺✍🏽‍🏹
10⁵👚📿🎨
10⁶🔥👍🏿🗣️
10⁷🐎🦊🐒
10⁸🦕🦎🌲
10⁹🌏🌕☣️
10¹⁰⚛️🌟🌌
10¹¹………❓

Holy smokes. Australian journalist provides one of the most brutal takedowns of Trump I've heard in a while. 👏🏽

'Nothing' is an exaggeration. But in saying Obama didn't respond enough to Russian hacking, Trump is both a.) hypocritical, and b.) correct. twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…

The word you are looking for there is “evidence.” Tapes confuses people. twitter.com/realdonaldtrum…

So show us how it’s done if Russia is an issue twitter.com/realdonaldtrum…

Yes twitter.com/tomnamako/stat…

Nothing more presidential than capping off 18 holes and blaming your predecessor for a problem you said was fake news twitter.com/realdonaldtrum…

She's so right. Remember when people in DC mocked a disabled reporter & got in a fight w/a Gold Star mom twitter.com/danmericacnn/s…

Imagine how hard it must have been for Sasha and Malia when your dad was leading the birther movement, Ivanka Trump.

There really is a tweet for everything.

I don't mean to belabor this comparison but these are literally tips for managing toddlers

President Nelson Mandela spent 27 years in prison, but sure twitter.com/cbsnews/status…

Australia has a universal health care system, which they call “Medicare,” mixed with private insurance coverage. Kinda similar to…Obamacare. twitter.com/karenmmiddleto…