Tonight is witches' night, come and dance, drink and celebrate with me, you magical creatures 🥂😈 💫

And with that....good night 🌙

Choose wisely

Ich habe vor ein paar Woche auf Instagram einen Frühjahrsputz gemacht. Ich bin Accounts entfolgt, an denen ich kein Interesse habe. Einer von ihnen ist jetzt ziemlich sauer darüber. Wir alten, kulturell begrenzte Frauen, tun sowas eben manchmal, Dude ...
Chantal, heul leise!

Happy Testicle Tuesday, you filthy animals ✌️ give the ole balls.a shave, and your wifey might Not behave 😉😈

Good morning world ☀️

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Today is International Dance Day, but I won't torture anyone with a video of me dancing, I hope you're grateful for that.

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I wear socks with Monday on them on Monday, I'm such a freak 🤪

You, me, them, everybody 🎶
Everybody needs somebody 🎶
Everybody needs somebody to love 🎶

Not their fault

Good morning world ☀️

I'm a 10 when I feel loved, respected, and craved for

.... simple but effective

This place is like a McDonald's drive thru. A lot of McStupids pass by your account to place orders.

There should be a 'skip intro' button for small talk with humans.

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