WE'VE RANKED OUR FAVOURITE CAKES
1. Saku's cheesecake
2. Caterpillar cake
3. The birthday cake you had when you were seven
4. Carrot cake
5. Carrot cake in the shape of a carrot
6. Rainbow cake
7. Ice cream cake
8. Victoria sponge
9. Red velvet
10. Chocolate fudge
11. Scones

IT'S SPRING
Flowers are blossiming. Sun is shining. And pollen has turned sneezing into a competitive sport.

NEW DRINKS ALERT

We've made some new juice drinks called Juicy Water. It's got water. And real fruit. And it's a source of vitamin C. If that's not enough, we've even made a version with bubbles. IN DIFFERENT FLAVOURS. We know. We really do spoil you.

WE'VE GOT SOME EXCITING NEWS
Only thing is, we can't tell you. So we took a photo of what we can't tell you about and made it blurry instead. But we did add a little hint in the background.

Bonus hint: It's not a lemon and lime cheesecake. We'll leave that one to Saku.

WE FINALLY MADE ADULT GRAPE JUICE

In case you were wondering what the difference between adult grapes and regular grapes is, this drink might not be for you. But just in case, they're grapes picked and eaten by adults. Obviously.

Every year, we post about the clocks changing.

Every year we joke about how it's the same post.

This year we've come up with a whole new idea. Clocks. In colour.

It's Easter bank holiday.

Chocolate will be eaten. Bunnies will be hopping. And April will be fooled.

Apparently yesterday was the first day of spring. We missed that. So we're going to pretend today is instead.

HAPPY SPRING EVERYONE.

We decided to try out these VR (very real) glasses everyone's talking about. Life changing.

Happy birthday to everyone who's a quarter our age.

THINGS YOU CAN DO WITH AN EXTRA DAY

1. Throw 4 birthday parties
2. Eat 4 birthday cakes
3. Unpack 4 birhdays worth of presents
4. Throw away 4 years of birthday cards
5. Set an alarm in 4 years time to do it all over again

On an unrelated note, tomorrow's leap day.

12 BEST PANCAKE TOPPINGS
1. Lemon and sugar
2. Fresh fruit
3. Chocolate spread
4. Maple syrup
5. Jam
6. Smoothies (obviously)
7. Whipped cream
8. Honey
9. Peanut butter
10. Pesto
11. Hummus
12. Gravy and roast potatoes

Happy pancake day, you lot

Sure, Valentine's day is great. But there's really only one day to celebrate this week.

IT'S PANCAKE DAY TOMORROW.

WE WERE SEARCHING FOR CHEESECAKES
So, we turned to the one person we knew could make our cheesecake dreams come true. Our favourite baker Saku. And she made cheesecakes with our smoothies.

We might be bias, but we reckon these cheesecakes are the best thing we've ever eaten.

IT'S FINALLY FEBRUARY

Pancakes, chocolates, and an extra day. If anyone wants to start a petition to make it a bank holiday, we'll sign it.

Just an update that it's still January. We know. We're just as suprised as you are.

It's been a month since Christmas. Darryl from IT's still asking everyone how their Christmases were. All greetings start with 'Happy New Year'. Payday's still not come. Time has lost all meaning.

At least the man cycling past us said 'hello' this morning.

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