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We make healthy drinks. Please buy them so we don't get fired.
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THINGS WE SAY WHEN IT'S COLD
'Corr blimey'
'Isn't it brisk?'
'Bit crisp, isn't it?'
'Brrrrrrrrr'
'Where are we, the north pole?'
'It's a bit chilly, yeah'
'Might get the big coat out'
'Gloves weather I reckon'
'No, not warm, is it?'
'Nope, not going outside today'
'Is that snow?'

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Today's Blue Monday, a day invented by marketers to sell stuff. A bit like Black Friday. We wonder what colour they'll use next. Green Wednesday? Turquoise Tuesday? Or maybe even Smaragdine Saturday? We'll leave the colour picking to the professionals.

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HOW PURPLE IS OUR PURPLE DRINK?

We made this very helpful colour chart just in case you have to find our drink in between a pile of aubergines. Or grapes. Or anywhere near the Hulk's pants. Although we reckon that last one is a little less likely.

HOW PURPLE IS OUR PURPLE DRINK? We made this very helpful colour chart just in case you have to find our drink in between a pile of aubergines. Or grapes. Or anywhere near the Hulk's pants. Although we reckon that last one is a little less likely.
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As much as we'd like to complain about it being dark all the time these days, you do have to respect the sun for taking a half day. It's important to put self-care first.

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11 ACHIEVABLE NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS
1. buy our drinks ​
2. learn 'I'm fluent' in any language
3. read
4. even if it's the back of a cereal box
5. breathe air ​
6. go to sleep ​
7. wake up
8. eat your crusts
9. charge your phone​
10. only get one meal deal a day
11. buy our drinks

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Tonight is apparently the longest night of the year. Or the shortest day of the year. Well, actually it's both. A bit like how something can be 'bitter' and 'sweet'. Or how a '6-month-old' can look '75 years old'. Or how this can be called a 'job' but we don't do any 'work'.

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