Your haters become your ratners when you cut the gems of success

Well now I feel like I need to know what kind of saga RUMOURS is

Probably for the best that I’m not going to Cannes this year, me doing Trump voice non-stop for ten days would test a lot of friendships

Did I hallucinate this coming out in 2016

Still reflecting on the conversation I overheard at lunch on Sunday, wherein a guy talking about an old roommate told his date(?), 'He had problems about being clean, you know? He was anal retentive. That means he had problems with his ass when he was a kid. That’s from Freud.”

An unruly band of kids with nowhere else to go blaze a path across a post-apocalyptic wasteland in search of a murmured-about eden on the water in MAD MAX: GUZZOLINE RAINBOW

Nice try, this is BTS from A RAINY DAY IN NEW YORK

The one-week engagements coming in May are not to be missed — this mesmerizing assault on the senses is best experienced in the theatrical environment (moderate to heavy sedation recommended)

That’s funny because I’m always admitting that I wish I’d been Zendaya instead of going to high school

You know netflicks aren't really real because not one single person made a joke about this ostensibly existent movie

We’re so close to beating this damn thing altogether

“Keep Your Name,” Dirty Projectors

I'm just glad to see everyone so enthused about such box sets as Silent Naruse, Dušan Makavejev — Free Radical, and Raffaello Matarazzo’s Runaway Melodramas

BREAKING: Mark Asch Found Unconscious Due To Dehydration