pay attention to who celebrates Kissinger’s death; anyone that delights in the passing of such an influential statesman knows how to party, has a perfect ass, and undoubtedly fucks good

I found out Henry Kissinger died from an American Girl doll meme account on Instagram, exactly what Pleasant Rowland intended when she invented them in 1986

I admit I was not prepared for Nicki Minaj to kill Henry Kissinger, but at least he’s dead

The moment Twitter has been holding on for, y'all.

Twitter is always at its absolute best when a war criminal dies

thank you for killing Henry Kissinger queen

YES

i think they’re just making up congressmen. every day there’s some new guy i’ve never fucking heard of but there’s a silmarillion level of insane lore to learn about him before they make up a new guy tomorrow.

Annual reminder of my belief that trying to ban trick or treating (or replace it with trunk or treating/daytime alternatives) is nothing but an attempt by conservatives to convince you to not trust your neighbors and to view them as inherently scary.

People ask “how could a single Victorian novelist produce 10 million books” and then you read the diaries of Victorian novelists and they’re like “spent the morning rolling around in cocaine and laudanum. drank a hundred cups of coffee and saw God.”

I don't know how people wrote anything in the days before Google, I say, as I open two more browser tabs to look up British courtesy titles and the anatomy of moth feet.

BioWare laid off Varric's creator, Mistress of the Qunari, Writer of the Chant, who was there since Dragon Age's inception. How incredibly sad.

I'll echo others saying that any studio in need of narrative expertise should snap her up immediately. Mary is amazing, full stop.

I am in this tweet

Only capitalism could turn unlimited free electricity into a problem.

It’s amazing how much all Twitter users want is just Twitter circa 2021 and how unwilling anyone, especially including Twitter, is willing to provide that product

I have begun playing Fallout 4 recently (yes, yes, late to the nuclear wasteland as usual) and I have to say the verisimilitude in this game is remarkable. My own dog is also a Shepherd, and just as in the game, he is ALWAYS IN THE FUCKING WAY.

(deep sigh) All six wildfires in the Pacific Cascade Region this weekend were caused by fireworks.

no one is thinking about the weird thing you said at a party they’re thinking about how armadillos give birth to four genetically identical babies at a time you’ve got to stop taking yourself so seriously bro

excellent. I have drafted an image of what this vessel could possibly look like.

Superior took this guy down harder that the Edmond Fitzgerald.